New: Milo (1998)
June 24, 2008
Sometimes you have to rescreen a movie you haven’t seen in years, just to reaffirm that it was as bad as you thought the first time around. Milo is one of those movies. Without really spoiling it, it’s the old Weird Kid Who Was Taunted As a Child Comes Back to Wreak Vengeance slasher flick, only not half so enjoyable (or even clever) as, say Slaughter High. About the only reason we could ever recommend it is for the appearance of the wonderful and much-missed Vincent Schiavelli — but even he appears grateful that his role in this godawful offering is, mercifully, limited.
Also, you might want to watch solely to pick out a very young Mila Kunis (of “That 70s Show”) from amongst the kiddies.
